I get Dear Abby in my email every day, and I usually don't get enraged by things I see in it.  But this...oh THIS...

DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have a 24-year-old developmentally disabled son who lives with us. Three months ago, he met a nice girl at the mental health program he attends. They hold hands, go to the movies and occasionally smooch.
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( A good afternoon evolved into two and a half hours of PURELY EPIC FAIL. )

This week, my little sister Wendy is at this camp called Pennsylvania Free Enterprise Week, which teaches kids about business.  I went to a shorter version of it in high school called Fayette Business Adventure, and I had a blast.  I naturally assumed that Wendy, who is three shades of awesome and way smarter with business matters than I was at 16 ( Read more... )

( GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR )

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE50D6J720090115?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

Raise your hand if you see anything wrong with this...

*raises BOTH hands*

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081126/ap_on_fe_st/odd_drunken_driver

And here I thought Monty Python was just making it all up...*laughing*

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Dancing-on-the-Star-Starring-Tank-T-O-and-a-?urn=nfl,111252

I don't hate the Dallas Cowboys because I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan.  I hate the Dallas Cowboys because of stupid shit like this.  If Terrell Owens can do it, then ANYBODY WHO DAMN WELL PLEASES CAN DO IT TOO.  In fact...

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Before I begin, I would just like to note that this took place over the course of 5 1/2 hours last night.  I am only writing about it now because I've just now been able to calm myself down enough to write about it.  Stupidity of this magnitude will never fail to piss me off...

Last night, around 5:30 in the evening, my roommate Charla called me.  ( Read more... )